Mail Order Waifu​(​Single)

by Smoked Solid Dairy

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released July 3, 2014

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Smoked Solid Dairy Kihei, Hawaii

Born into a strange world of 80's Punk Rock, and Anime, for a strange few it seemed only natural to put the two together. And so Smoked Solid Dairy was born.

Influenced by bands such as; Agent Orange, T.S.O.L. D.I., Bad Religion, Descendents & more.

Together we will create a new dawn for mankind filled with Smoked Cheese! Join the SSD Brigade today!
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Track Name: Smoked Solid Dairy(feat. Princess Kenny) - Mail Order Waifu
Mail order waifu
You are my dream come true
I'd give my life for you my love
Mail order waifu
I you are my dream come true
I want to marry you tonight

I don't care if you aren't real
3d girls can't make me feel
The way you make me feel inside
Bakas try to put me down
They kick my face in the dirt
But you'll still be there for me tonight

Mail order waifu
You are my dream come true
I want to marry you tonight
Mail order waifu
I'd give my life for you
With out you I'd rather die

They tell me that your fake
And I just masturbate
But fapping has never felt so real
And I just don't give a fuck
3d girls just don't make the cut
Can't make me feel the way you feel

Mail order waifu
I'll count the waves with you
Give me your sweet embrace tonight
Mail order waifu
You are my dream come true
Please let me marry you tonight

Mail order waifu!
Track Name: My Life's Story(As A Hikikomori)
Everyone I ever meet
They always say I'm pretty NEET
Because I never leave my home
And I've got 12 body pillows to call my own

Well that's just my life's story

So what if have a pasty face?
I indulge in life's finer tastes
I critique art called hentai
I can see the world and never step outside

That's just my life's story
There's no girl who understands me
That's just my life's story
As a Hikikomori

I don't need your sympathy or help
Just a healer to restore my health
I don't need a job so stop your whining
I cant concentrate on gold mining

That's just my life's story
It's one big conspiracy
Well that's just my life's story
As a Hikikomori

That's just my life's story
The outside's plain scary!
That's just my life's story
As a Hikikomori